conversation with taxi uncle

Had an interesting taxi ride yesterday. The taxi uncle smelt like cigarette smoke, talks animatedly and is about 50 years old.

He was telling me about his 'girlfriends', how girls always sticks to him, how easy it is for him to have girls coming at him either at clubs, beaches etc. Also interesting stuffs like how he became an 'uncle' to his ex-gf that is now married to a caucasian man, and how he still goes out with them. I mean, that is like kinda of weird, no? He was in relationship with the girl before and now that the girl is married, he still goes out with the married couple? He said obviously the caucasian guy didn't know about their past. I pity the groom, I guess.

Then he bragged about his stay in Bali where he mixed alot with the beach cowboys. How Japanese women will pay for everything like food, gifts, etc. And how the locals will resell the gifts.

Looks like he's having alot of fun in his life! He said he even did it in his taxi before. I was like -_-
Then he said, he has dettol'ed everything.... yeah, whatever!