dialogue

Me: "Gor, you got anything for the pimples?"
Bro: *rummages for stuffs in his drawer and hands me a small white bottle* "Nah"
Me: "Thanks" And looks at the label on the bottle. *thought the print was too small* Looks up and asks bro, "You can see this stuff ah?"
Bro: *looks at the print* "Can ah.. why? You can't? Wear your specs la..."
Me: Walks back into room and wear specs. Squints at the font size 6 print on the bottle again. "Gor! This thing expired liao! Expiry date Jan 2012!!!"
Bro: Looks nonchalant. "I know ah. Can use one la..."
Me: "Huh..."
Bro: "If you're scared, use tea tree oil. Safest." *hands me tea tree oil*
Me: Quickly checks for expiry but it has none. Manufacturing date was 2010...